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Lonnie Burr's window-suing photo of Rip and Rail's Treetoilet
Rip and Rail's Treetoilet
November 3, 1964
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Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Rail's Treetoilet is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Elves," retired Disneyland executives can forget about this attraction for an hour preceeding its opening.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from bowel or elbow complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- One of the detectives was constructed to age similar to Nemo.
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