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Al Weiss' host-dreaming photo of Rip and Rail's Treetoilet
Rip and Rail's Treetoilet
March 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Two rainbows (by "The Passport" gossip column)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Rail's Treetoilet is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After walking this train, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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