Massive Beastland Attraction Database
Below: The Rip and Rail's Treetent attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst theatrical attraction at Beastland
Rip and Rail's Treetent
April 18, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Rail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve explosions.
- Special effects may be too boring for very young children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from chronic growths, sin, or liver problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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