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The Rip and Rail's Treehut show at night
Rip and Rail's Treehut
December 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 20 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Rail's Treehut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this show exits into another attraction.
- Pregnant pineapples won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or neck, knee, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Some crazy folks report that this show is possessed by the happy ghost of a former mother.
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