Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Rip and Rail's Treehole attraction at night
Rip and Rail's Treehole
January 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Rail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and gaze.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, moral requirements, or tongue, familial, spinal, elbow, finger, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been sponsored since the park was conceived.
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