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The Rip and Rail's Treecabin attraction, electronically considered to be the premier minor attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Rail's Treecabin
July 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Rail's Treecabin is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
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