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The Rip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the only presidential attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Rail's Smokehouse
May 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something softer.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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