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A tubular view of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in relaxation

At right: A tubular view of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in relaxation

Rip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1971
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Precisely eight jollies

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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