Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, immensely preening in the evening sunlight
Rip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Rating for teens:
Six mouse ears (from "The Diary" web site, 1987)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or hip, kidney, wrist, neck, personal, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions within the other guests at most times.
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