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The Rip and Rail's Smokehouse show as seen from the top of the old west
Rip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 13, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this show with a funny hat on.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this show.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young consumers.
- Contains imported effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by speaking along with this show's soundtrack.
- Show is closed for no real reason from November 5 until perhaps December 28.
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