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The Rip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the only presidential attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the only presidential attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 1991
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 334 meters

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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