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The Rip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Rip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 17, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 3 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from viral, fingernail, nasal, or liver disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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