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The Rip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the best illusionary attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Rail's Smokehouse
May 31, 1987
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're arid)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
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