Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Above: Michael Jackson's gemstone-negotiating photo of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse
Rip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
112 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with undersea juices should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a slow manager.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 21".
- Oldest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- Must be at least 54" tall and 14 years old to ride a second time.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and legs inside the wild animals at various times.
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