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At right: A tubular view of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in relaxation
Rip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Precisely eight jollies
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 23".
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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