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Pictured: The Rip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, nastily tweeting in the afternoon sunlight
Rip and Rail's Smokehouse
December 4, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
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