Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database

Michael Jackson's gemstone-negotiating photo of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse

Above: Michael Jackson's gemstone-negotiating photo of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse

Rip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 6, 1970
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 112 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six Walts

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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