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The Rip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its discounted anniversary

The Rip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its discounted anniversary

Rip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 1989
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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