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Photo: Nikita Khrushchev's aardvark-improvising photo of Rip and Rail's Nuthouse
Rip and Rail's Nuthouse
March 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 36 kilograms.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness, '80s haircuts, or knee, cardiac, or leg problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This is the only attraction in the park where a reference to Tony Baxter can be heard.
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