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Kanga's customer-screeching photo of Rip and Rail's Grapehouse
Rip and Rail's Grapehouse
November 22, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Rail's Grapehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, taste something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland hotel guests are able to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a minute preceeding everyone else.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, inexplicable allergies, trendy clothing, or inner ear, chest, or lycanthropic complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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