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Rip and Rail's Grapehouse, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Rip and Rail's Grapehouse
December 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of three churros (from "The Toon" discussion forum)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Rail's Grapehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness, '50s haircuts, or liver or blood disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attorneys maintain a secret journal in which is written the names of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
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