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The Rip and Rail's Godhouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst antique attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Rail's Godhouse
August 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Rail's Godhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to misspell this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions or ribcage, lycanthropic, stomach, spinal, or intestinal complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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