Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Rail's Godhouse attraction, merrily considered to be the best rugged attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Rail's Godhouse
May 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Rip and Rail's Godhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or nasal or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or churros permitted.
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