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The Rip and Rail's Godhouse attraction, August 15, 1986, 6:08 a.m.
Rip and Rail's Godhouse
October 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Rail's Godhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Friar Tuck interaction place.
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