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Picture: A comedic view of Rip and Quail's Treetent when it's covered in consumption
Rip and Quail's Treetent
September 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Quail's Treetent is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of servants, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 112.
- Guest in front must be at least 61" tall.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions, excessive hotness, bad haircuts, or stomach, wrist, brain, bowel, attention-span, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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