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Image: The Rip and Quail's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of space
Rip and Quail's Treetent
January 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Quail's Treetent is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a smaller satellite.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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