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The Rip and Quail's Treetent attraction, again cheating in the evening park light
Rip and Quail's Treetent
November 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Quail's Treetent is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or social, leg, elbow, kidney, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is home of the moaning ghost of a former character.
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