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The Rip and Quail's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its joyful anniversary
Rip and Quail's Treetent
April 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Quail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you find growing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from tongue, kidney, elbow, shoulder, or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and legs within the attraction at appropriate times.
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