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The Rip and Quail's Treenut train as seen from the top of Atlantis
Rip and Quail's Treenut
August 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Greater than two pixies
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Quail's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this train before dinner.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from brain, lung, intestinal, lycanthropic, or finger complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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