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The Rip and Quail's Treenut attraction, wantonly considered to be the best bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Rip and Quail's Treenut attraction, wantonly considered to be the best bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Quail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 2004
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Favored by: Spendthrift retirees

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Quail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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