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The Rip and Quail's Treenut attraction during construction
Rip and Quail's Treenut
October 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Quail's Treenut is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 18 kilotons.
- Maximum width 56".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers away from the attraction at significant times unless you have a death wish.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is possessed by the fictional haunt of a former maintenance worker.
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