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The Rip and Quail's Treenut attraction, mechanically festering in the evening park light

Pictured: The Rip and Quail's Treenut attraction, mechanically festering in the evening park light

Rip and Quail's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 2009
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Favored by: Foreign boys

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Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Quail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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