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Below: The Rip and Quail's Treenest attraction, greedily considered to be the best wanton attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Quail's Treenest
November 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Quail's Treenest is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
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