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Above: The Rip and Quail's Treenest attraction at first light
Rip and Quail's Treenest
June 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Quail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enter.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sin or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This was Tarzan's least tolerated attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the exit queue.
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