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Photo: The Rip and Quail's Treenest attraction, grandly shining in the evening sunlight
Rip and Quail's Treenest
June 26, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down (by "Wicked Toad" gossip column)
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Quail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- The law requires you to hold your head and beads away from the vehicle at all times.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
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