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The Rip and Quail's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its crafty anniversary
Rip and Quail's Treehovel
October 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Quail's Treehovel is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, high blood pressure, punk haircuts, or nasal, social, bowel, stomach, chin, or brain problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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