Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Rip and Quail's Treecottage ride, greatly flaming in the fading sunlight
Rip and Quail's Treecottage
September 4, 1991
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Sinks," Dandy Lines executives should experience this ride more than a half hour after less important people.
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