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The Rip and Quail's Treecottage attraction at a distance
Rip and Quail's Treecottage
May 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Quail's Treecottage is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for wimps.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from attention-span complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or singing along permitted.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from sunrise through January 21.
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