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The Rip and Quail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its live anniversary
Rip and Quail's Treecottage
November 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Quail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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