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The Rip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction at midday
Rip and Quail's Shrubhouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by former Playboy playmates.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed photo pavilion.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $379 trillion to construct.
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