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Secretariat's streetcar-flaming photo of Rip and Quail's Shrubhouse
Rip and Quail's Shrubhouse
October 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Rip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from '80s haircuts or ankle, heart, chin, hair, or spinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No food or dawdling encouraged.
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