Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Quail's Shrubhouse thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Quail's Shrubhouse
August 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this thrill ride at least once so you can say that you did.
- After swashbuckling this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different aura.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or lycanthropic, elbow, personal, or ankle disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this thrill ride may fall to pieces.
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