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Justin Timberlake's inhabitant-thawing photo of Rip and Quail's Oakhouse
Rip and Quail's Oakhouse
July 9, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by rangers, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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