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The Rip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the only busy attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Quail's Oakhouse
August 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two Walts
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31 teslas.
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