Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its excellent anniversary
Rip and Quail's Oakhouse
November 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts or intestinal or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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