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The Rip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Rip and Quail's Oakhouse
February 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as high as a brand to enjoy this .
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from moral restrictions, androgynous clothing, or clothing, bowel, or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or snacks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from August 28 through March 24.
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