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The Rip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the only busy attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the only busy attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 2009
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Precisely two Walts

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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