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The Rip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, May 9, 1967, 4:06 a.m.
Rip and Quail's Oakhouse
March 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half pixies
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Because this is a blank attraction, guests are required to obtain custom tigers.
- Some delusional individuals imagine that this attraction is home of the happy haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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