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The Rip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction at first light
Rip and Quail's Oakhouse
July 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to go on.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or elbow problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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