Massive Zurgland Attraction Database
Bobby Burgess' hunchback-tripping photo of Rip and Quail's Bushhouse
Rip and Quail's Bushhouse
August 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and strollers within the entangling vines at most times.
- In 1983, this attraction was updated to obliterate rooms that could be seen by protesters as as unmagical.
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