Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Pale's Treetent attraction, July 30, 1983, 9:12 p.m.
Rip and Pale's Treetent
August 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 16 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Pale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements, inexplicable missing kidneys, projectile-vomiting propensity, or heart disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special waivers.
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