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Pictured: The Rip and Pale's Treehovel attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst major attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Pale's Treehovel
January 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Pale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or fingernail, lycanthropic, hip, attention-span, or familial disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your children and trolls away from the attraction at significant times.
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