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The Rip and Pale's Treecottage show, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary
Rip and Pale's Treecottage
March 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Pale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you won't want to go on this show.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inexplicable allergies or kidney or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses away from the show at various times.
- The tower of Rip and Pale's Treecottage can be seen from as far away as outer space.
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