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Pictured: The Rip and Nail's Treecottage attraction during repairs
Rip and Nail's Treecottage
May 28, 2011
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Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Nail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve shuttles.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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