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Above: The Rip and Male's Treehut attraction, immensely changing in the shrouded moonlight
Rip and Male's Treehut
December 20, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Male's Treehut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find weeping, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to buy pirate specticles.
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