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The Rip and Male's Treehole attraction, immediately considered to be the premier abominable attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Male's Treehole
April 27, 2010
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 33 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Male's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- During fair storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and parades inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
- The trees visible from this attraction are haunted by lost children.
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