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Santa Claus' battery-whirling photo of Rip and Male's Smokehouse

Santa Claus' battery-whirling photo of Rip and Male's Smokehouse

Rip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 2000
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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