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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse ride, hesitantly considered to be the only full ride at Disneyland

The Rip and Male's Smokehouse ride, hesitantly considered to be the only full ride at Disneyland

Rip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 20, 1998
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Seven Mickeys

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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