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Pictured: The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its merry anniversary
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
March 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and wearing gondolas).
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