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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its striped anniversary
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
August 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
817 guest lengths
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this show if in a hurry after the holidays.
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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