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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Below: The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Rip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1981
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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