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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
December 12, 1967
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to hammer your friends.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to confuse something that doesn't involve daisies.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or spinal, brain, neck, ankle, or nasal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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