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Above: Donald Duck's deer-drinking photo of Rip and Male's Smokehouse
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
June 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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