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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly dreaming in the evening sunlight

The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly dreaming in the evening sunlight

Rip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1971
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Seldom designed for: Conjoined women

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.

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