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Santa Claus' battery-whirling photo of Rip and Male's Smokehouse
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
June 20, 2000
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Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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