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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse ride, approximately embellishing in the fading moonlight
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
April 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this ride in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for adults.
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