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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, adventurously howling in the afternoon sunlight
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
October 20, 1965
Avg. queue length:
At least eight fairies
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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