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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
January 27, 1984
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 46".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young children.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hip, fingernail, or familial problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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