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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of England
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
January 31, 1986
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 26 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum width 57".
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