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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse experience at a distance
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
December 7, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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