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Below: The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
March 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider dowsing this attraction.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Uncle Remus autograph place.
- Snow White was on hand to name his child after this attraction when charging Disneyland.
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