Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Male's Smokehouse show, positively considered to be the only cursed show at Disneyland
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
January 22, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this show will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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