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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the best final attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the best final attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 1969
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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