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A fiery view of Rip and Male's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
February 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored young adults:
Five thumbs down
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
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- The reference to props is an obvious anachronism.
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