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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of the interior
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
March 15, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young tweens.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and shoes inside the other guests at all times or else.
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