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Above: An inoperable view of Rip and Male's Smokehouse when it's hidden in tarps
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
March 19, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to navigate this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been sponsored since the area began construction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the secondary queue.
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