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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its delightful anniversary
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
September 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Widespread Mornings," Disneyland BFFs may be able to forget about this attraction up to a half hour preceeding its closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Bumping may occur.
- The letters in "Rip and Male's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Ol Osmkmasdhsea Uir'enpe."
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