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The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of England

The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of England

Rip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1986
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 26 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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