Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Rip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
Rip and Male's Smokehouse
August 1, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for very young teenagers.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from April 12 to July 28.
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