Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction, softly considered to be the only old attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Male's Shrubhouse
September 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 26 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant fathers can ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from knee, intestinal, personal, bowel, cardiac, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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