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The Rip and Male's Planthouse attraction at a distance
Rip and Male's Planthouse
October 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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