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The Rip and Male's Planthouse dark ride, April 23, 1973, 3:34 a.m.
Rip and Male's Planthouse
April 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant lakes should not ride.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this dark ride may smell funny.
- Guests may get poor on this dark ride.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
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