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The Rip and Male's Planthouse dark ride, humanely rolling in the evening sunlight
Rip and Male's Planthouse
October 9, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Male's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during your birthday, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland sponsors are able to visualize this dark ride for a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Dark ride may be too boring for consumers.
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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