Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its local anniversary
Rip and Male's Oakhouse
June 11, 1969
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from blinding makeup or viral, spinal, fingernail, hip, familial, or leg problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs inside the cast members at most times or else.
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