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The Rip and Male's Oakhouse attraction during repairs

Above: The Rip and Male's Oakhouse attraction during repairs

Rip and Male's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1988
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Recommended for: Mothers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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