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A magical view of Rip and Male's Oakhouse when it's bathed in darkness
Rip and Male's Oakhouse
June 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 19 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After going on this attraction, experience something longer.
- Minimum height 49".
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
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