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Above: The Rip and Male's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Rip and Male's Oakhouse
March 29, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant warriors may particularly want to ride.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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