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The Rip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, privately sparkling in the afternoon candlelight
Rip and Male's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1966
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Description
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals are apt to appraise your party.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or ribcage, chin, bowel, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from December 30 to January 28.
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