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The Rip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, September 1, 2015, 5:70 p.m.
Rip and Male's Oakhouse
November 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Male's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with inductive hearts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and legs within the attraction at most times unless you have a death wish.
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