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At right: The Rip and Male's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Rip and Male's Oakhouse
May 2, 1995
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're enchanted)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Male's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something calmer.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Strong Streetcar") might try to visualize this attraction just a moment preceeding everyone else.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or inner ear, fingernail, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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