Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Male's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Male's Bushhouse
May 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Male's Bushhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or skin, ribcage, cardiac, romantic, hair, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- At one location in the background, you can see a bit of a much maligned attraction.
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