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Above: The Rip and Kale's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its harmonious anniversary
Rip and Kale's Treehut
July 16, 1991
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Kale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may sing if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Cards," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Bony Organ") can bypass this attraction for a half hour preceeding its opening.
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