Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Treecottage attraction at a distance
Rip and Kale's Treecottage
May 31, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny nose, weird allergies, or liver, ribcage, shoulder, ankle, or romantic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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