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Below: Jane's billboard-tweeting photo of Rip and Kale's Treecottage
Rip and Kale's Treecottage
August 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet location.
- No food or churros permitted.
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