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Rip and Kale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
Rip and Kale's Treecottage
December 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 33".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for immature consumers.
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