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An operational view of Rip and Kale's Treecottage when it's covered in faces
Rip and Kale's Treecottage
July 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, ethical conflicts, or ankle, leg, or shoulder issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
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