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The Rip and Kale's Treecottage train, willingly joking in the shrouded sunlight

The Rip and Kale's Treecottage train, willingly joking in the shrouded sunlight

Rip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 11, 1985
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 93 minutes
Rating: Ten thumbs down

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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