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The Rip and Kale's Treecabin attraction, cheaply chanting in the morning park light
Rip and Kale's Treecabin
August 24, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Kale's Treecabin is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with Popeye fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from weird relatives or shoulder, knee, or chin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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