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The Rip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the finest aquatic attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Rip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the finest aquatic attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 2012
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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