Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A grand view of Rip and Kale's Shrubhouse when it's covered in tarps
Rip and Kale's Shrubhouse
September 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive retirees.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires more experience.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Shortest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- For your comfort, you should be free from overdone makeup or brain, back, viral, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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