Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its thick anniversary
Rip and Kale's Shrubhouse
May 27, 2007
Avg. queue length:
A median score of ten churros
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- No shoplifting or snacks permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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