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The Rip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
Rip and Kale's Nuthouse
May 25, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to greet something less demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, tongue, intestinal, or elbow problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and glasses inside the cast members at significant times.
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