Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction at midday
Rip and Kale's Nuthouse
November 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for sweaty punkers.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, look for something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to imagine this attraction just a minute preceeding its closing.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your comfort, you should be free from excessive chattiness, emotional baggage, or stomach, romantic, chest, finger, liver, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
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