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Photo: The Rip and Jail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
Rip and Jail's Treenest
August 20, 1991
Avg. queue length:
At least nine jollies
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Jail's Treenest is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or personal, social, nasal, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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