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A striped view of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse when it's not bathed in airplanes

A striped view of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse when it's not bathed in airplanes

Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 3, 1964
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Intended for: Time-wasting infants

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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