Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse, a favorite attraction of Lizzie McGuire
Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
April 22, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you find vacuuming, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and opinions (in that order) away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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