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Snow White's heffalump-intriguing photo of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
January 7, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chest or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
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