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The Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse attraction at night
Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
August 9, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
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