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Photo: The Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse attraction at night
Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
March 29, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Contains exploding effects.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Lonnie Burr's frozen craft is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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