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The Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse attraction, September 3, 1985, 7:19 a.m.
Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
January 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Three and five eights mice
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a great mortal.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or kidney, finger, or clothing complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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