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Frozone's toboggan-fighting photo of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
September 15, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Teal Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders are able to ride this attraction as much as a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
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