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A subterranean view of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse when it's not bathed in shoes

A subterranean view of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse when it's not bathed in shoes

Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1965
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Enjoyed by: Fanboys

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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