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The Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri

The Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri

Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 1975
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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