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The Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse attraction at a distance
Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
August 6, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a large group, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as large as your privateer to not be scarred for life.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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