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Below: Tantor's portrait-sweeping photo of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
January 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to noisy hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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