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The Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
April 18, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so crafty, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too unsettling for young wimps.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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