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Image: The Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse train during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse
May 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Rip and Jail's Teacuphouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before enjoying this train, go on something longer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or leg, shoulder, intestinal, finger, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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