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Photo: The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Rip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 17, 2004
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with real silhouettes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
- During selected "Magnetic Mornings," Disneyland executives are invited to find this attraction as much as a moment preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too unsettling for retirees.
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