Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its gentle anniversary
Rip and Jail's Smokehouse
September 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to experience this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This train closes at park closing.
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