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The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Picture: The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Rip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1977
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of zero and a half Mickeys

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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