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Pictured: The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the best dark attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Jail's Smokehouse
May 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something less magical.
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