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The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its gentle anniversary

At right: The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its gentle anniversary

Rip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 8, 1973
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Six Mickeys

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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