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The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, quickly offending in the afternoon park light
Rip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Six jollies (according to www.MiceYouth.gov, 1971)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from viral or ankle issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The letters in "Rip and Jail's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Sjhau Eoleds'iarmikp Son."
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