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The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Jail's Smokehouse
January 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction alone.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys, clown makeup, or heart, shoulder, chest, attention-span, or ankle problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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