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The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse train, magically considered to be the finest eerie train at Disneyland
Rip and Jail's Smokehouse
February 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly immature children will want to go on this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 19".
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Attraction veterans maintain a private journal in which is written the descriptions of all the cast members who have appeared in this train.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the waiting room.
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