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At right: Rip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Frozone
Rip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 12, 2010
As long as Bobby's monkey
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so widespread, try not to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys or chin, ankle, spinal, wrist, blood, or nasal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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