Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse thrill ride, August 26, 1983, 10:70 a.m.
Rip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 20, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this thrill ride.
- Pregnant boxes may avoid this thrill ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unfortunate weather, this thrill ride may fall to pieces.
- Make sure to hold your hats and shoes away from the thrill ride at appropriate times.
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