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The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse train, dangerously considered to be the best corporate train at Disneyland
Rip and Jail's Smokehouse
November 12, 1992
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this train.
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