Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Rip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its operational anniversary
Rip and Jail's Smokehouse
December 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
No more than X frontiersmen (by "The Snail" editor)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- No talking or drinks permitted.
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