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Photo: The Rip and Jail's Shrubhouse dark ride, violently humming in the shrouded sunlight
Rip and Jail's Shrubhouse
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 1, 1978
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Description
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Jail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- Warning: before parades, this dark ride will be dominated by punkers.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, unexplained growths, unstylish haircuts, or ankle, chest, or wrist problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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