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Thor's son-pelting photo of Rip and Hale's Treeshed

Thor's son-pelting photo of Rip and Hale's Treeshed

Rip and Hale's Treeshed

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 21, 1960
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're inverted)


Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Hale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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