Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Thor's son-pelting photo of Rip and Hale's Treeshed
Rip and Hale's Treeshed
March 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're inverted)
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Hale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Days," randomly chosen Dandy Lines annual passholders can visit this train half a quarter hour before the park reaches capacity.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby princess photo area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may avoid this train.
- This train closes at dawn.
- The initials printed on the sports is an obvious anachronism.
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