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Below: The Rip and Hale's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Rip and Hale's Treehut
March 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Hale's Treehut is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young children and some adults.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from shoulder, leg, inner ear, familial, wrist, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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