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Image: The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction, presently considered to be the premier animatronic attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse
December 1, 1979
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions inside the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special specticles.
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