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Image: The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction, recklessly smearing in the morning sunlight
Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse
September 11, 1988
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
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