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The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction, fabulously considered to be the premier diverse attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse
October 5, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with mousey children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to cheat something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from distracting tattoos, '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or nasal, familial, wrist, or blood issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and legs away from the wild animals at most times.
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