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The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction as seen from the top of a séance

The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction as seen from the top of a séance

Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1960
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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