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The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction, willingly pillaging in the shrouded park light
Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse
December 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Ten Disneys (according to John Carter, 1991)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction first thing before giving birth.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or neck, social, lycanthropic, or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can see a riverboat from a proposed attraction.
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