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Above: The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction, secretly considered to be the worst multinational attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse
January 19, 2013
Avg. queue length:
152 Disney units
Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so cross, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the evening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or viral, finger, fingernail, lycanthropic, knee, or cardiac issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The letters in "Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse" can be scrambled to spell "Nrspaelp Tesdhacioa'u Euh ."
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