Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction during repairs
Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse
November 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After catching this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something that doesn't involve partners.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Guest in front must be at least 76" tall.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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