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Above: A nonsensical view of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse when it's shrounded in tarps
Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse
December 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the moaning haunt of a former orange tree.
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