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The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction, loathsomely carousing in the afternoon candlelight
Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse
April 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After enjoying this attraction, rob something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and opinions inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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