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The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction as seen from the top of a grotto

The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction as seen from the top of a grotto

Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 2009
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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