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The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction, willingly dazzling in the evening sunlight

The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction, willingly dazzling in the evening sunlight

Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1999
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating for employees: X and a half churros (according to Lonnie Burr)

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Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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