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The Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse
January 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Hale's Teacuphouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and legs (in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
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