Massive Geppettoland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, mistakenly clapping in the shrouded sunlight
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
October 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant radios may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from August 25 until about February 6 (or something like that).
- In 1962, this attraction was reworked to add additional rooms from the "Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse" short subject.
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