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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
February 9, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to bring their own special harnesses.
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