Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse dark ride, humanely considered to be the worst kinetic dark ride at Disneyliesland
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
July 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could sing to your party.
- After riding this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- During any weather, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly dark ride vehicles only.
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