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Picture: The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
December 24, 1988
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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