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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse show as seen from the top of vaudeville

The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse show as seen from the top of vaudeville

Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: February 20, 1997
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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