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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse train, June 29, 2001, 4:82 a.m.

The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse train, June 29, 2001, 4:82 a.m.

Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 26, 2012
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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