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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, criminally careening in the shrouded sunlight

The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, criminally careening in the shrouded sunlight

Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 2015
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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