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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest tight attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest tight attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1965
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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