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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary

Above: The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary

Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 31, 1976
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Two pirates

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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