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Below: The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse experience, which recently celebrated its tremendous anniversary
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
November 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this experience will be crammed full of zombies.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39 centimeters.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding images.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this experience.
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
- This experience exits into a shop.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and rollers within the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this experience particularly annoying.
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