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Picture: The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst precious attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
April 13, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with a different ambiance.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children.
- Be sure to hold your arms and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at significant times.
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