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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction at park closing

The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction at park closing

Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Popular with: Millionaires

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Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.

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