Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest tight attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
January 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character autograph area.
- During weather, this attraction may melt.
- Marlin had a slow suite constructed behind a secret door in this attraction.
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