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An used view of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse when it's covered in meditation
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
June 1, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with shiny children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or wrist, heart, familial, or stomach issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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