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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction as seen from the top of the exposition

The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction as seen from the top of the exposition

Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1963
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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