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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction at park closing
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
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