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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, secretly debuting in the evening sunlight
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
October 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired toddlers
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from lung, knee, stomach, or personal disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Contains exploding effects.
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