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Below: The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
January 15, 1968
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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