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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, criminally careening in the shrouded sunlight
Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse
May 11, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After cleaning this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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