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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse dark ride, humanely considered to be the worst kinetic dark ride at Disneyliesland

The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse dark ride, humanely considered to be the worst kinetic dark ride at Disneyliesland

Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 12, 1968
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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