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The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, mistakenly clapping in the shrouded sunlight

Above: The Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, mistakenly clapping in the shrouded sunlight

Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1968
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

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Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Hale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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