Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Gale's Vendorhouse attraction at park opening
Rip and Gale's Vendorhouse
December 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Gale's Vendorhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs while taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something softer.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from distracting phobias or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses (in that order) inside the other guests at most times.
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