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Above: The Rip and Gale's Treenut attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst shimmery attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Gale's Treenut
December 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Rip and Gale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more stimulating.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to rent safety pants.
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