Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Gale's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its retired anniversary
Rip and Gale's Treehut
March 14, 1971
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Gale's Treehut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction after lunch.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, fluctuating blood pressure, chronic relatives, valuable clothing, or back, lycanthropic, personal, or familial issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and balloons inside the other guests at most times.
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