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Above: The Rip and Fail's Treeshed train at night
Rip and Fail's Treeshed
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 16, 2016
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Description
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Fail's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Tips
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to participate.
- This train closes at twilight.
- Be sure to hold your arms and balloons (in that order) inside the other guests at most times.
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