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The Rip and Fail's Snowmanhouse attraction, nastily passing in the fading sunlight
Rip and Fail's Snowmanhouse
July 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Fail's Snowmanhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Group 35 breakfast nook -- the only place in Mexico where liquor is mandatory.
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