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A little view of Rip and Fail's Snowmanhouse when it's not inundated in darkness
Rip and Fail's Snowmanhouse
March 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Fail's Snowmanhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, cast members may talk to grapes.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," former Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Dead Root") are able to queue up for this attraction half an hour after everyone else.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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