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Natty Gann's man-careening photo of Rip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Above: Natty Gann's man-careening photo of Rip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Rip and Fail's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 1969
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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