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Pictured: Rip and Fail's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
Rip and Fail's Shrubhouse
May 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter mouse ears (by "The Man" editor)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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