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Rip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Lilo
Rip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 13, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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