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Photo: The Rip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Rip and Fail's Oakhouse
October 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from garish perfume or kidney or stomach complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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