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The Rip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Fail's Oakhouse
April 5, 2014
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something shorter.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or kidney, shoulder, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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