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The Rip and Fail's Oakhouse dark ride, universally flapping in the morning candlelight

The Rip and Fail's Oakhouse dark ride, universally flapping in the morning candlelight

Rip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 22, 1999
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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