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The Rip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at night

The Rip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at night

Rip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1985
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four jollies


Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.

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