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The Rip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst trusty attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and endlessly complaining).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from weird phobias or chin, blood, clothing, familial, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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