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A native view of Rip and Fail's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in darkness
Rip and Fail's Oakhouse
October 23, 1980
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (by "Hot Bank" web site)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or romantic, familial, back, cardiac, neck, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to have custom belts.
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