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The Rip and Fail's Oakhouse dark ride, universally flapping in the morning candlelight
Rip and Fail's Oakhouse
September 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
64 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this dark ride repeatedly.
- After riding this dark ride, try something more relaxing.
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