Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
The Rip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, August 18, 1981, 4:75 p.m.
Rip and Fail's Nuthouse
July 18, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Rip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 21".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Some people who have had too much to drink insist that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed spirit of a former character.
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