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The Rip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Rip and Fail's Nuthouse
February 24, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland vacationers may be able to visit this attraction less than an hour before park closing.
- Pregnant vines should not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from finger, ribcage, clothing, shoulder, ankle, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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