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Pictured: The Rip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, dashingly sweeping in the morning park light
Rip and Fail's Nuthouse
September 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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