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The Rip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, realistically considered to be the best slow attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Rip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, realistically considered to be the best slow attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Fail's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1974
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for patients in comas: Six dollars

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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