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Above: The Rip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, realistically considered to be the best slow attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Fail's Bushhouse
November 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- During selected "Dismal Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors are invited to bypass this attraction half a quarter hour after park opening.
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