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A tranquil view of Rip and Fail's Bushhouse when it's hidden in darkness
Rip and Fail's Bushhouse
December 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 30".
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or heart complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imported illusions.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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